5 OFFICIAL Twitter Rules

I realized that my unofficial rules I posted yesterday were pretty lenient, so I’ve decided to post the official rules, that I’ll personally be policing!

1) Get a great icon
Here are some more examples of bad icons:

Here’s the only good one i’ve ever seen:

I don’t have any advice to make your icon good. It just won’t be.
2) No one cares what you’re doing.
Seriously. No one cares. Just find an interesting article on digg or something and post a link.
3) Don’t reply to anyone
The reply system on twitter was a mistake. Don’t use it! You’re just clogging my Twitterific.
4) Don’t use it for anything creative!
Twitter is just for silly kids and bandwagon jumping geeks. Don’t think you can get away with telling a story, like ZombieAttack for example. Who cares about your imagination!
5) Forget the whole thing!
I’m just gonna get a Jaiku instead. Right Leo?

Or just don’t worry about it. The Unofficial Rules are a suggestion. Have fun with Twitter! You can add me anyway.